I have to confess that I stole the following funnies from the Three Wise Women's (see previous posting) ezine for January. I can definitely identify with one or two of them!
It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5,000 per month.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
I love long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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